Oh yesss, our plan is working out; we turn around towards you and say: “SSSSSSSSSSSST, they can’t hear anything”. Can you please tell me what do you want to hear? They play football; they don’t have important dialogs that you have to follow! THEY KICK, THEY DON’T TALK! Then the first hand reaches a bottle of beer, sips from it and you would not believe it! The very same hand would put the bottle right next to the trivet! What do you think they were there for? Decoration? For God’s sake they were created for a purpose! THEY HAVE A PURPOSE! Not everything that looks good is just decoration! This one hand unleashed all the other hands and suddenly we end up with a half-pored glass that nobody will use.

Then you tell us: “what about Pizza?” This is our turn again! We put the stupid grin back on our face and say: “Yes what about it?” With rolling eyes and a sigh you will explain us: “what about Pizza means, when will it be ready?”- no way, are you sure this is what it means? How the hell should we have guessed that after you were so subtle the entire evening, we really thought you wanted to know whether it feels good in the fridge? That is a surprise. So we put an even more silly face on and say: “sorry? Oh you guys want to eat Pizza? Are you hungry already?” Let me tell you – We could not possibly care less! It is less interesting than a rice bag that topples down in China! But we turn and tell you that we will make some. We walk out the room, towards the kitchen over the bathroom and start filing our fingernails and start plucking our eyebrows. After doing our nail-polish on our toes and fingers, after the third yell from the living room: “How long will it still take” we slowly approach the kitchen, and take the Pizza out. We add some Tabasco on it and off it can go into the oven. Let me tell you a secret- baking a frozen Pizza does NOT take 45 to 60 minutes.

When we bring the Pizza, the view is different to how we left it. There are 8-10 monkeys in T-shirts without shoes and basically in their boxers sitting there smoking, farting, burping and screaming like it would be their life these men are kicking around. On our way to the table we stumble over empty bottles, cushions, shoes and legs. 8-10 people at the same say: “Careful, don’t drop the Pizza!”

If we want to sit-down we should better go to our bedroom or the kitchen, so far we came with emancipation. When ever men have one of their evenings it is all about loud shouting, a lot of alcohol, a lot of cigarettes and fat food and it lasts ages!

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